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Your (hap)Penis is My (hap)Penis Greeting Card

This Adults Only Greeting Card let’s them know that, to you, their happiness is your happiness…AND…their penis is your penis. I said what I said.

On the outside, it reads: Your (hap)Penis

On the inside, it reads: is My (hap)Penis

We are saying sorry, not sorry about launching this new adult-only line of greeting cards. The outside of this 4.5 x 6.25 ( A6 ) card looks and feels luxe and personal. You will love the luxurious soft-touch velvet-feel finish and UV spot gloss details. Each card comes with a beautiful envelope.

$4.99

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